14 May 2026 — The Old Library
One day. One room. Nobody selling anything.
Ninety people, eight talks, and a long lunch that is the actual point.
What it is
Four decisions we made and will not change
Ninety people
Small enough that you will speak to a third of them.
No sponsors
The ticket covers the room and the food. Nobody gets a slot for paying.
No recordings
So speakers can say the interesting version.
A ninety-minute lunch
Because the corridor is where conferences actually work.
Speaking
Eight people, one room
A speaker
On maintaining things nobody thanks you for
A speaker
On the last ten per cent
A speaker
On shipping when it is not ready
A speaker
On deleting features
Ninety tickets, and no more
When they are gone there is no second room and no livestream.